Just in time for decorative gourd season, my hotly anticipated free-freaking videogame PACHINKOMAN: A SPHERE, CUBED gets dropped on y'alls browsers like a hot and heavy sack of potato pie! Ignore your EARTHLY RESPONSIBILITIES and FULFILL your DARKEST FANTASIES of being a SAD GLOBE in GLOBE ABADDON!!
No mortal has yet compiled a walkthrough... shall you be the first? *bursts into the form of several bats*